Hawkward (adj.):
-The state of being so awkward that you want to fly out of the situation, just like a hawk.
-The awkward pause in conversation when driving down the road with a bunch of friends looking for hawks.
-When two hawks are in a telephone booth together.
Example: "Well, this is hawkward"

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100% ring-spun cotton
Sport grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
Dark heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
4.5 oz/y (153 g/m)
Pre-shrunk
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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Hawkward T-Shirt